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Hey there’s Chip

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Bikini High Pool Party Massacre 3

Theres Zombies in the deep end (oh not again). Who the hell invited them? (hey don't look at me). Anyone for some gore? (yes please a little more). How did they find a chainsaw? (so conveniently). Bikini High Pool Party Massacre 3. Just one girl left so (everybodyin the know) relises she will go (somewhere really dumb) The celler, yes that appears (suicidal, But don't fear) there'll be a sequel next year. Bikini High Pool Party Massacre 3.

Rock & Roll Concert

Friday night, 4 top groups, sold out concert. Screaming fans, pyrotechnics, Intro tape. Hands up who really wants it, ooohhh Party all night, at the rock and roll concert, yeah its gonna be outta sight. Curtains rise, crowd respons, we all dance. Guitar solo, drum solo, Trumpet solo. Hands up who really wants it, ooohhh Party all night, at the rock and roll concert, yeah its gonna be outta sight.

Stand by your fad

Sit on it mum and dad, I've found myself a clique. I'm no longer one of you, I'm feeling quite unique. I've got a new wardrobe, A vocabulary too, Now suddenly my universe, is drastically reduced, i stand up and walk tall now. Stand by your fad, You've every right to be proud, It's the best you've ever had, The others are all try-hards. Your the one thats rad, Hold on tight and never let it go. Crikey theres a traitor, Here amongst the flock, Heres where we put em against, the wall and start throwing rocks, I'm so sorry about the outburst, It's just You've gotta play by the rules, If you're to rebel with us. I stand up and walk tall now. Stand by your fad, You've every right to be proud, It's the best you've ever had, The others are all try-hards. Your the one thats rad, Hold on tight and never let it go, Resist being classified, Take it to the man. Exercise your freedom, anyway you can. Start up an in-fight, Point your finger like so hold on tight and never let go. This isn't a hobby, it isn't glib or trite, Once you've joined this gang my friend, You've got a fad for life And if it ever becomes unclear, What its all about Just find someone with the same haircut and then proudly shout.  stand up and walk tall now. Stand by your fad, You've every right to be proud, It's the best you've ever had, The others are all try-hards. Your the one thats rad, Hold on tight and never let it go.

Shit squad

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Cool party

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Someone’s gonna die tonight

Do you feel alright? Oi! Oi! Oi! Someone's gonna die tonight Oi! Oi! Oi! Do you feel alright? Oi! Oi! Oi! We're all commin out tonight.

Boney MTV

Who invited the nerd?

Sleep – That’s where I'm a Viking

Sleep thats where I am a viking. Sleep thats where I am a viking. Sleep thats where I am a viking. Sleep thats where I am a viking.

Playing with my Faeces

Pardon me sir, but is that a penis on your forehead?

Noah Taylor talks frankly about Nancy Vandal

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My baby knows how to moonwalk

Once I went on a blind date, I thought nothing would eventuate, That presumption, sure was a mistake, Coz we danced all night and I soon discovered, that this was not an ordinary girl, She soon had my head way up in a whirl, she was the best, break dancer in the world, Coz we danced all night and I was heard to the remark. Ooh my baby knows how to moonwalk (do the moonwalk for me), Yes she does she jives to the moontalk (do the moonwalk for me), She does it to the left, she does it to the right, My baby does the moonwalk she does it every night. Now I make sure everywhere we go The people that we meet are soon to know, On the dance floor she is Numero Uno. Coz we dance all night and I don't care if we are Admiring the masters in the Louvre, or buying a nice pair of tennis shoes, Or doing a spot of houswork in the nude. We danced all night and I was heard to the remark. Ooh my baby knows how to moonwalk (do the moonwalk for me), Yes she does she jives to the moontalk (do the moonwalk for me), She does it to the left, she does it to the right, My baby does the moonwalk she does it every night.

Theme from shit squad (reprise)

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Move over Satan

You've been in charge since time began now the place is a mess. You've lost touch, your time is up, theres problems to address, and sadley for you there is a new gun in town. The time for talk is over, no time for a final bow. Move Over Satan, we're running the show now. No one is scared of coming here no more. I've felt a greater sense of doom in a toys 'R' us store. Got 666 ways to bring you down. Move Over Satan, we're running the show now.

Lets go out and hire us (a blow up Billy Ray Cyrus)

What eggs architect?

Hello there I am pleased to meet you. Hot enough for ya? 'must be 42 (be 42). Nothing it was on stage last night oh let me tell you. I'm the guy who brings up the fact he's in a band way to early in the conversation. What the fuck has that got to do with the price of eggs? Oh. You thought I'd be interested? You were incorrect Coz I've got more interest in that public toilets architect. I don't believe we have been introduced. Thats a nice name, well enough for you (well enough for you) As for me, I'm in a 3 piece industrial group. I'm the guy who brings up the fact he's in a band way to early in the conversation. What the fuck has that got to do with the price of eggs? Oh. You thought I'd be interested? You were incorrect Coz I've got more interest in that public toilets architect.

Hey! You’re not chip (and that’s not your finger)

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Clean out your desk loneliness - You're Fired!

Clean out your desk loneliness. The board of directors they are not impressed with your work since you became a part of my heart. Gonna let you go gonna make a new start. Clean out your desk loneliness - you're fired!

A celebration of the multi skilled Musicianship within our group part 1-Sexy Eyes

A celebration of the multi skilled Musicianship within our group part 2-Teenage Werewolf

Our New Album

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